I bought my fiancee this pair of salt and pepper shakers for Christmas this year as a a joke gift. She's from Ghana and I'm an Anglo, so the shakers were the kind of cute gift that only an interracial couple would probably find amusing. However, we came home last week to find that one of our roommates had rearranged them from their natural hugging position into a more suggestive one. I took it as a sign from the blogging gods that I should see how many different positions this pair of spicy lovers could manipulate themselves into and I will upload the results. I hope you enjoy and feel free to make suggestions.
2 comments:
Why is it that the white salt shaker(the man) has to be in a position of control? This is typical of most salt and pepper relationships represented in the media who broadcast there hegemonic ideas which are then internalized by the entire spice rack. Next thing you know, Cayenne peeper will lose its land and the faith of Cumin will be seen as a threat to all salty foods. Fight the power!!
The virginal, young salt shaker had no idea she was signing up for a life of sexual exploitation and bondage when she answered the seemingly innocuous job posting that was looking for "Shakers needed to toss salad"...
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